

But when you check out your latest suit in a mirror, is that man with a boutonniere on the right side really you?
If you part your hair on the left side, why does he part his on the right side?
And if you tilt your hat to the right, why is his hat tilted to the left?
What’s all this mess up with which we have been putting (to paraphrase Churchill

And yet there is a way for the vain



Someone even thought about putting this through a modern manufacturing process to do away with the disturbing line down the middle, providing a seamless image (but I’m not promoting anyone’s sales, so you figure it out). Or you may have one made to order by your trusted glassmaker

A whisper to tailors: if I were you, I’d like to have one of these in my shop. Not just for customers…

Oh, and don't try to shave using that!